Mum Doesn’t Like My Gnome

Random Dialogues
1 min readMay 9, 2021

Eric joined the family about 3 years ago from the WWF. He’s an adopted penguin and has had quite a few adventures.

Last night he came over for a burger and beer. So lovely to return to a sense of normality and some good cheer.

I found out that Mum doesn’t like my pale blue geodesic gnome of healing from Wilkos, pictured in the background (you can’t really miss him. It’s a pity because I got one for her birthday, it’s ready and wrapped in the back room, for her birthday in June.

“What the hell is that?” said my husband.

“No, mum no!” cried my teens.

My mate Jackie encouraged me to buy. Jackie and I alone in loving our gnomes.

Hopefully, Eric and blue gnome will get along.

Eric has his own Pinterest board.

Else, his stories are filed under #ericthepenguin2

Jane The Teacher

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